do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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