I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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