WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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