...so i touched it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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