Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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