those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
you are never too drunk for berry picking
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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