i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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