Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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