I only kidnapped one of them. chill
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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