Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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