i just wanna soil my oats bro
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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