Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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