My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
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