i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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