I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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