To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
