I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
