If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you would pick up someone in the library
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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