I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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