just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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