5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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