Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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