google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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