kristin has been a bad kristin
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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