Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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