Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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