no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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