She said her name was "party"
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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