Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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