I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
