clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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