I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
