Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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