why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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