can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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