I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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