just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i believe in u and ur pee
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Randomize
