why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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