Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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