scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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