well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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