and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
false alarm. still invincible.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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