So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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