Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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