Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Are my feet made of real feet?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
