i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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