the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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