you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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