your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
