I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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