Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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