Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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