is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Pants are for mortals
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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