a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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