butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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